How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to