Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...