Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.