Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.