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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Han shot first.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
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He was always high! (I'm sorry)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Because they were cant elopes
Because they can't elope
Carl gets shot in the face.
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
A cup of Joe.
Traitor Joe's
When you are ill, because they are sick
Cause you've already reddit!
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Disappointment
There ain't no rest for the wicked
A roamin' Catholic.
He just got laid by some chick!
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
It isn't known, never tried.
He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."
