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Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
Han shot first.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
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He was always high! (I'm sorry)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry
A: Successive approximations.
This is my last resort.
Guess where this finger's going."
Because there's no karma involved.
Upvote!
Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry
I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"
Booooooo, Booooooo
Because they are disappointed in you...
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
The Loki cokey.
Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.
