Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.