Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

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One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.