Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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The can't handle stares.

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They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

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He was always high! (I'm sorry)

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