Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Previous Random Joke Next

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.