Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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