Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

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Aw man, that's a drag."

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Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.