They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers.
A flightoplankton.
One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
They ordered pepperoni but got plain.