Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.