Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

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What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.