What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite song?

Down With The Thickness.

Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby