What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.