What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!