What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

How do you think the unthinkable ?

With an itheberg." - Mike Tyson