Favorite Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Lance Armstrong Jokes More Lance Armstrong Jokes

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Hyaaaaatt Jokes More Hyaaaaatt Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.