Favorite Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who are you with?

and "Just heard our song"

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

Cinnamon Jokes More Cinnamon Jokes

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter