Favorite Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Bruce Lee Favorite Beverage Jokes More Bruce Lee Favorite Beverage Jokes

What was Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAAAAAAAAA!

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

2.What Jokes More 2.What Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

100 Meter Daesh Jokes More 100 Meter Daesh Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

Cinnamon Jokes More Cinnamon Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.