Favorite Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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2.What Jokes More 2.What Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.