Favorite Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance?

Dewalts

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

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What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.