What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Previous Random Joke Next
Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is a cancer patients favorite bingo number?

B9

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

Alexander Graham Bell Jokes More Alexander Graham Bell Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.