Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.