Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.