Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.