Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.