How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What do you call... What do you call four mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.