How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What does the B in Benot B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benot B. Mandelbrot

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!