How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!