What do you call it when ISIS soldiers ...

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What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak.."

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant?

Burger King didn't cover his whopper.

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What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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What is the Islamic State's favorite crime?

The Dine-and-Daesh.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.