What do you call it when ISIS soldiers ...

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

How does ISIS listen to its favourite tunes?

On a boombox.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter