What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.