They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
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The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
100 meter Daesh
Being black.
Cher nob'll fall out.
A little bizar
A Daesh washer.
Because he couldn't handle a few shots
Stop "Russian"
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
A: Because he was always spotted.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
To blow of a little steam
Pulled pork.
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
Because their Zoos ran out of room.
Shredded tweet.
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
wryly.
