100 Meter Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Cinnamon Jokes More Cinnamon Jokes

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

What's another word for cinnamon?

Synonym.

100 Meter Daesh Jokes More 100 Meter Daesh Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.