100 Meter Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

War Jokes More War Jokes

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Daesh Jokes More Daesh Jokes

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

10 Second Jokes More 10 Second Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona