How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong