How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.