How do you get out of a Russian prison?

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.