What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

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Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.