A non-prophet organization.
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A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Head.
Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.
A non-prophet organisation.
Where's the evidence
You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.
Because nobody liked it on earth.
A boa constructor.
Cashews.
Because she was told it makes you see things!
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Non-prophet.
Riot gear.
Tae-fawn-doe
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
It is possible that UFOs exist.
Because he doesn't exist.
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Because his nuts were in his neck!