Organisation Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Non Prophet Organisation Jokes More Non Prophet Organisation Jokes

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

Why are atheists poor?

because its a non-prophet organisation.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"