Organisation Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

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Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Luke Skywalker late?

He didn't run, ewok-ed.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Non Prophet Organisation Jokes More Non Prophet Organisation Jokes

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

Why are atheists poor?

because its a non-prophet organisation.

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.