What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit