What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !