What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

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He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !