What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.