What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !