What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !