What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...