What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Soil Jokes More Soil Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.