Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What three words will emasculate any man?

A: Hold my purse.

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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!