Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!