Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich