Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
When the power goes off.
She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.
All he needs is game
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
My iPhone 6
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Because her pee is silent.