Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
To boldly go where no man has been before !
It was a cantaloupe.
because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
A Gladiator
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
100 bill.
I may be a two but your an eight..
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)