Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they're acting

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!