Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)