Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"