Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

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What do you call a girl with a unibrow?

Cuban

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.