Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.