What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.