What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.