What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.