How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.