How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

because he can't lace them.

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

Who is the only person able to knock out Ronda Rousey?

Bill Cosby

What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!