How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common?

Rufi-ooooooo!

Ronda Rousey Jokes More Ronda Rousey Jokes

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School