Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.