Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!