Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.