Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Previous Random Joke Next

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Prophet Jokes More Prophet Jokes

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.