Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

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How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.