Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move?

Self-Destruct

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!