A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.
God knows he's not a surgeon.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
He feigned ted.
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