Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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Why do Russians love Pho so much?

Because they're so...viet.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What was the hurry?

There was nothing to do back then.