Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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A Russian spy.

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What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

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Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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It had a plane to catch.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.