Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.
Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
They were afraid of Stalin'
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
A rushin' russian.