Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Previous Random Joke Next

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

Soviet Union Jokes More Soviet Union Jokes

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait