Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
The police officer
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Praystation
Pirates.
Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"