Who drives?

The police officer

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What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"