Who drives?

The police officer

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell!