Who drives?

The police officer

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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