What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM