Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

Nature Jokes More Nature Jokes

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Abhor Jokes More Abhor Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.