Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.