Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.