Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.