Abhor Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Nature Jokes More Nature Jokes

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !