They both abhor a vacuum.
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A cat.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
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Because they have no attachments.
It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
It was a shih-tzu