Abhor Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Nature Jokes More Nature Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What does a dyslexic Christian worship?

Dog