Abhor Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

Nature Jokes More Nature Jokes

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu