Nature Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !

Mother Nature Jokes More Mother Nature Jokes

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

Midwife Crisis Jokes More Midwife Crisis Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

Natural Blonde Jokes More Natural Blonde Jokes

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol