What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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What do you call the Irish guy who always brings flan to the potluck?

Shaun O'flanagan

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature