What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature