What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.