What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.