A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
Because he's the fire starter.
I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!
It lacks gravity.
They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...
Because it's made up of galaxies.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.