What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.