They both abhor a vacuum.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
A Doberman puncher!
A vacuum cleaner.
Because they don't have attachments!
A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
A cat.