What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'