What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

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What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p