Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.