Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A: A new bar

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.