What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

Vary Jokes More Vary Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen?

It Varys.

Operating System Jokes More Operating System Jokes

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "