What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

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What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

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What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "