When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.