When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.