What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi

What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!