What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.