What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.