What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.