What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

What's the major cause of divorce?

Answer: Once is not enough.

South Jokes More South Jokes

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a tornado and a black person have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.