What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

South Jokes More South Jokes

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.