What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

South Jokes More South Jokes

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.