What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country