What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What do you call a slice of bread from another country?

An immigraint.