What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey