Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.