Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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What do you call it... ...when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

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Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.