What do you say to a man with no body and no nose?

No body nose.

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How do you break a Polacks finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."