What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.