What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

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What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"