Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
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Because the head is so high up.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
A long necked toothbrush.
A long necked toothbrush !
A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Because it'll run faster.
Ukraine your neck.
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
A man laughing his head off.
The New York Necks
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Coz he was high :D
