Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
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Because the head is so high up.
Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!
Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Cross country
Cause its feet smell.
Long necks.
Because they are ugly and they stink.
Because their feet stink.
Dreadful.
because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
Because magic is stupid.
WHO-DINI
AU, get outta here!"
asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
Because he made the First Order!
Cus they are always stuffed.
