Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.