Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.