Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!