Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!