Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?