Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!