Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.