Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?