Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.