How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster