How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!