How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.