How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.