How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

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Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.