Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil