Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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How Pokemon go came to be Customers: "Niantic, can we have 151 Pokemon?

Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

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Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

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How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil