Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil