Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil